The SloanOps supply cache
Useful gear. Questionable supervision.
This is where WooCommerce gets to show off: live products, real variants, a working cart, and three crew members with very different buying strategies.
Shop by personality.
The products are real. The collection logic is mostly real.
Patch’s Workbench
Desk gear, practical layers, and designs for people who would like the system to stay assembled.
Ping’s Picks
Signal-friendly gear for watching the stack, staying awake, and noticing when something changes.
Packet’s Chaos Collection
Funny, strange, surprisingly useful, and approved by the least qualified member of the crew.
SloanOps Core
Logos, command centers, and the designs that keep everyone under one roof.
Ping’s live shelf
Newest arrivals
This row updates from WooCommerce as new products are published.
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Packet's Chaos Collection
My Coworker Is a Cat | Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
$20.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Ping's Picks
Another Meeting Incoming | Spiral Notebook
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Packet's Chaos Collection
It’s Wednesday? | Ceramic Mug, 11 oz and 15 oz
Price range: $15.00 through $20.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Everything in the cache
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Patch's Workbench
99 Problems, But My Website Ain’t One — Unisex Softstyle Tee
Price range: $23.99 through $42.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Ping's Picks
Another Meeting Incoming | Spiral Notebook
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Ping's Picks
Coffee Status: Online — 20 oz Insulated Tumbler
$40.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Packet's Chaos Collection
It’s Wednesday? | Ceramic Mug, 11 oz and 15 oz
Price range: $15.00 through $20.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Packet's Chaos Collection
My Coworker Is a Cat | Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
$20.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Patch's Workbench
Protected in Transit — Cybersecurity Laptop Sleeve
Price range: $32.00 through $40.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Patch's Workbench
SloanOps Command Center — Full-Back Hoodie
$55.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Patch's Workbench
SloanOps NOC Terminal Green Desk Mat
$45.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
SloanOps Core
SloanOps Orbital Skull Hoodie
Price range: $44.85 through $49.40 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Ping's Picks
Test in Production — Tough Phone Case
$30.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
PACKET’S SHOPPING RULE: IF IT FITS IN THE CART, THE CART IS WORKING.
Most merchandise is made to order. Review sizes and options carefully, then read the returns policy before checkout.